Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair...

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentally dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.  The substance, called Amobacter Caninii has been linked with the following symptoms in females.  Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, wear make-up, good clothes or high heels.  Other symptoms include reluctance to spend money on home and car repairs until after "Baby" has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

Ambobacter Caninii usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends).  Ambobacter Caninii is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources- this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one."  Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.  The final symptom is a lack of motivation to seek a cure.  Full recovery is rare and if cured, serious side effects may result.

This person infected with "Amobacter Caninii" gives up her treat to pets.

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