Dog Logic

• The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tounge.   
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.    
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.                            
• The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.                                        
• Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
• Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
• My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.  That's almost $21 in dog money.
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
• If you pick up a starving dog and make him properous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
• Dogs are not our whole lives but they make our lives whole.
• If you think dogs cannot count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.